Meaningless Thoughts

While sitting at my desk waiting for my car so I can go to a meeting that I have to leave for at 12:00 PM (uh-oh), these thoughts popped into my head:

• Should I get up and go to the bathroom now, or should I wait until I have to go really, super-duper bad so I don't have to get up twice?
• Is "The Tail" the Native American version of the mullet?
• Has anyone ever seen the people that can't decide on which hairdo to have? They have it long in the back, held in check with a rubberband, short on the top with gel keeping up spikes and shaved on the sides. DECIDE ALREADY!
• My socks don't match.
• I would pay $78 ('cause I'm not that rich) to get the story of each and every Moondance arm band if it could talk. Sheet, I'd pay$86 for the footage if it came with a video camera! Now who wouldn't pay to see that?!
• Is it just me, or is Journey not going to rock as much without Steve Perry?
• Who forgot to call Winger?
• Do they have sprinklers in Scotland? The grass at the British Open looks a tad on the parched side (CAN SOMEBODY GET THE GRASS A DRINK OF WATER FOR CHRIST'S SAKE?!?!?!)
• Why isn't it called the Scottish (or is it spelled Scotish) Open?
• Kevin Costner and Dennis Quaid owe me a few hours of my life back for watching "Wyatt Earp".
• When am I going to get my Vanessa Carlton picture from the concert in April?
• Is "Oh, snap" still cool to say?
• If it is, "Oh, snap! I'm not gonna have time to update the "MDJ Chronicles!"
• If not, disregard the above.

I'll find time for the "MDJ Chronicles" soon. My meeting started 2 minutes ago! Oh, snap!