The 366th
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0639 Hours
ARE YOU READY?!?!?! I’m not. That was just the Fort Minor in the background to get me fired up for the day. But anyway, after being awaken by my dogs (no, I don’t mean my friends or “homeboys”) who were escorting a drunk off the property that wondered in from the woods, it occurred to me that while I’ve been asleep, others are out celebrating the anniversary of my first year without a drink. ONE FULL YEAR WITHOUT A SIP OF ALCOHOL! Holy schnikeys! I never thought it would get this far, really. Seconds turned into minutes, minutes to hours, hours to days, days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months and months turned into a year. And here I am, one year later. Who needs a drink?!
With the whole year thing out of the way, I need something else to dominate. Softball is going well for once. Right now, after 5 weeks, we stand at 3-2. That’s right! We’re over .500. Last season at this time we were 0-5. I’ve only given up one homerun SO FAR. I expect that to multiply by 10 when we play Little Rock though. So I think that world is under control.
What else is there for me? Now that it’s been 56 days of sweet retirement, I believe it’s time to get back out there and get a job. I hate to, but I can’t live like this forever. 3 interviews down, 1 more application to turn in, and I think I’m ‘ret to go!
After minutes of research on how to make a movie, it has shown me that I’ll need about $15,000 to make my own. And that’s just a small independent one! Since my script is about 8% done (yeah, I said 8 %!), it shouldn’t be long before I’m looking to get the equipment. Anybody want to be in a movie? I know how the soundtrack is going to go: a little Johnny Cash… and that’s pretty much all I have for now. Oh yeah, a little Red Lake Hip-Hop-anonymous would do if they want to donate some “tracks.” That’s what we call songs in the entertainment bizz. I think.
After a few days of the “Jonny R. Election Challenge,” nobody has stepped forward to accept. I just want to know why I should vote for you. I’m not going to humiliate you, for crying out loud. It’s just that I always here this door-to-door business and nobody has done that at my ranch since the 2002 election season. And that was just the one time. I STILL don’t know who I’m going to vote for.
As for now, I’ve got only 5 days to finish up my script because my free trial of Microsoft Office runs out on the 30th. Yeah, I’m a cheap old man, so what?
0639 Hours
ARE YOU READY?!?!?! I’m not. That was just the Fort Minor in the background to get me fired up for the day. But anyway, after being awaken by my dogs (no, I don’t mean my friends or “homeboys”) who were escorting a drunk off the property that wondered in from the woods, it occurred to me that while I’ve been asleep, others are out celebrating the anniversary of my first year without a drink. ONE FULL YEAR WITHOUT A SIP OF ALCOHOL! Holy schnikeys! I never thought it would get this far, really. Seconds turned into minutes, minutes to hours, hours to days, days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months and months turned into a year. And here I am, one year later. Who needs a drink?!
With the whole year thing out of the way, I need something else to dominate. Softball is going well for once. Right now, after 5 weeks, we stand at 3-2. That’s right! We’re over .500. Last season at this time we were 0-5. I’ve only given up one homerun SO FAR. I expect that to multiply by 10 when we play Little Rock though. So I think that world is under control.
What else is there for me? Now that it’s been 56 days of sweet retirement, I believe it’s time to get back out there and get a job. I hate to, but I can’t live like this forever. 3 interviews down, 1 more application to turn in, and I think I’m ‘ret to go!
After minutes of research on how to make a movie, it has shown me that I’ll need about $15,000 to make my own. And that’s just a small independent one! Since my script is about 8% done (yeah, I said 8 %!), it shouldn’t be long before I’m looking to get the equipment. Anybody want to be in a movie? I know how the soundtrack is going to go: a little Johnny Cash… and that’s pretty much all I have for now. Oh yeah, a little Red Lake Hip-Hop-anonymous would do if they want to donate some “tracks.” That’s what we call songs in the entertainment bizz. I think.
After a few days of the “Jonny R. Election Challenge,” nobody has stepped forward to accept. I just want to know why I should vote for you. I’m not going to humiliate you, for crying out loud. It’s just that I always here this door-to-door business and nobody has done that at my ranch since the 2002 election season. And that was just the one time. I STILL don’t know who I’m going to vote for.
As for now, I’ve got only 5 days to finish up my script because my free trial of Microsoft Office runs out on the 30th. Yeah, I’m a cheap old man, so what?
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